The Smoove Sailors

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The Smoove Sailors

The Smoove Sailors are an experimental electro-acoustic group that focuses on exploring sounds and situations that push the envelope of what is "Music".
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Weekly Smooveness - Ain't No Jerk!

January 31, 2017 - Johnny Pee Goode

December 27, 2016 - The Perfect Tin Roufees

December 13, 2016 - The Chin Balls Wizard

November 15, 2016 - Dinner and a Showboat

November 8, 2016 - The Four Hour Election

September 26, 2016 - Unintentional Election

September 20, 2016 - Bernie and His Pets

September 6, 2016 - Guided Smoovelaxxxation

July 5, 2016 - The Altered Boy

May 31, 2016 - Clam Dunkin' Bronuts

May 24, 2016 - That Hot Rods a Stinkin'

May 17, 2016 - Floating with the Alien

May 3, 2016 - Holy Water Sports (JC Church Jam)

April 19, 2016 - Neck Ties in the Closet

April 5, 2016 - Balls in the Gutter

March 29, 2016 - More Power More Smoove

March 22, 2016 - Soggy Drums and Sloppy Runs

March 8, 2016 - Morning Driftwood

March 1, 2016 - Concrete Pond

February 9, 2016 - The Myth of Sissyfish

February 2, 2016 - Rhythm and Poos

January 12, 2016 - Headless Bass Fishing

January 5, 2016 - Body Check One Alf

December 29, 2015 - Modern Gamelan Masters

December 15, 2015 - I Missed Being Kissed by Your Celtic Fist

December 8, 2015 - A Good Stool Sample

December 1, 2015 - The Chakahanaka Special

November 17, 2015 - ADabbleDooyah

November 10, 2015 - Asian Frocks with Sloppy Docks

November 3, 2015 - The Key of Bravo Minor

October 27, 2015 - Sambadda Throw Me a Line

October 19, 2015 - Turkey Jerky

October 13, 2015 - Somebody Brought Pizza to a Pumpkin Fight

October 6, 2015 - Zombie Theme - Ain't no Phoenix

September 29, 2015 - Ten4 Good Buddy

September 22, 2015 - Cereal Deficator

September 15, 2015 - Put a Hat on It

September 8, 2015 - Off the Hook

September 1, 2015 - Big House Bass Fishing

August 25, 2015 - The Whaleholio Sessions

August 4, 2015 - Brown Gonna Get It

July 28, 2015 - Four Sticks for Vic

July 7, 2015 - Crooners in Schooners

June 30, 2015 - Dulce of Lecherous

June 23, 2015 - Mariana's Trench

June 16, 2015 - Soft Cheese and Animals

June 9, 2015 - Adventures of a Sea Ho

June 2, 2015 - Late Night with Johnny Carsonoma

May 26, 2015 - Molecular John Tiny Toilet

May 19, 2015 - All of a sudden, it goes poof.

May 5, 2015 - Keeping it Reel

April 28, 2015 - The Vin Diesel Diagram

April 21, 2015 - Bravengers Themes

April 14, 2015 - Gullible's Twabbles

March 31, 2015 - Dead Man's Foot on the Gas

March 24, 2015 - The Cast Away

March 10, 2015 - Fish Nets 'N Yahoos

March 3, 2015 - Crock Rock

February 24, 2015 - Archie Bunk Mate

February 17, 2015 - Luke Crabstalker '79

February 10, 2015 - I Drank 12 Busches

February 3, 2015 - Conundrum in Nut Land

January 27, 2015 - Sword Fight at the GQ Coral

January 6, 2015 - Little Bits Rock 'n' Roll

December 30, 2014 - Porno Dave & the Danglers

December 16, 2014 - Two Dicks, One Witch

December 9, 2014 - Kevin Brought Curry - Ain't no Frank N. Furter

December 2, 2014 - A Whale of a Fail

November 18, 2014 - Six Knuckle Shuffle

November 11, 2014 - The Electric Lion

November 4, 2014 - All Chopped Up and Bald

October 28, 2014 - Shart Week

October 14, 2014 - Ave Calamaria

October 7, 2014 - Sham Wow Bake

September 30, 2014 - Beatless in Seattle

September 23, 2014 - The Four Whores Man (4 track cassette)

September 9, 2014 - Bigenitinial Convention 1776

August 26, 2014 - Dune Buggin

August 5, 2014 - Life is Ebola Cherries

July 29, 2014 - Astral Vibration

July 22, 2014 - Too Hot for Titles

July 8, 2014 - Harpo Allergenic

July 1, 2014 - Gym Suit Smack Down

June 24, 2014 - Anchovy Aneurysm

June 17, 2014 - Corny is the New Smoove

June 10, 2014 - Dirty Roll in the Dark

June 3, 2014 - Schlitz & Giggles

April 29, 2014 - The Latent Inflatin Satan Doll

April 22, 2014 - Rich and Shellfish

April 8, 2014 - No Neck, No Fist, No Service

April 15, 2014 - Bermuda Schwartz

April 8, 2014 - No Neck, No Fist, No Service

April 5, 2014 - Saturday Night is Alright for Smoovin

April 1, 2014 - Done and Dunner

March 25, 2014 - Pickle Your Fancy

March 18, 2014 - Rod Stew Meat

March 11, 2014 - The Sea and Sail

March 4, 2014 - Beads Me

February 18, 2014 - Ain't No Blister

February 11, 2014 - Good Shit Lolly Poop

February 4, 2014 - Spicy Man Hole

January 14, 2014 - Covers in the Cove

January 7, 2014 - Octo-John's-Mom

December 17, 2013 - Glock Block Party

December 10, 2013 - Black Ice Peas

December 3, 2013 - Ole Salty Toes

November 19, 2013 - The Seamen at the Y

November 12, 2013 - Black Sail at Marshall's

November 5, 2013 - Clint Cuuntslav: Sailor

October 29, 2013 - Sailin to Nibiru with Zak

October 22, 2013 - Wear a Bib

October 8, 2013 - Bung in the Hull

October 1, 2013 - Hey Big Dummy!

September 24, 2013 - MahaDisQ

September 10, 2013 - Marky Da Shimp

August 27, 2013 - Smoovocity

August 20, 2013 - How's the Fries?

August 13, 2013 - Prenuptial Claws
(ain't no lobster)

July 23, 2013 - Haulin' Boats

July 16, 2013 - In the Back Dumble Door

July 2, 2013 - The Home Deep Hole

June 25, 2013 - Bilge Drinker

June 18, 2013 - Bass as We Go

June 11, 2013 - The Smoove That Goes Crunch

June 4, 2013 - The Clockpot

May 28, 2013 - The Shrunkin Onion

May 21, 2013 - The Miracle of Smoove

May 14, 2013 - Glover Under Cover

May 7, 2013 - The Healing Power of Beating

April 30, 2013 - Harpoontang

April 23, 2013 - The Molten Bolton

April 16, 2013 - Tony Stork

April 9, 2013 - The Ebb and Flow

April 2, 2013 - Reel Junk to Real Funk

March 26, 2013 - That Bernie Sensation

March 12, 2013 - Battle Butts

March 5, 2013 - The Grand National

February 26, 2013 - Second Shift

February 19, 2013 - Too Fat to Kick

February 12, 2013 - Smarty Grah

February 05, 2013 - Swollen Dingy

January 29, 2013 - The Bigger Seven Inch

January 22, 2013 - Off to the West Coast

January 15, 2013 - Ladies Might

January 8, 2013 - Mermaid Bouys

December 18, 2012 - Smoovable Xmas Time

December 11, 2012 - Parrot Normal

December 4, 2012 - Escar Ghostown

November 27, 2012 - All Killa, No Filla

November 20, 2012 - Granny's Smifter

November 13, 2012 - Pluto's Sailor Girl

November 6, 2012 - Sandy Bottoms

October 16, 2012 - Wire Recovery

October 9, 2012 - All Gone

October 2, 2012 - Pre ArtHouse Gig Set

September 25, 2012 - Mo Smoovies

September 18, 2012 - Drone Under to Rondevu

September 11, 2012 - Turn on the Light

September 4, 2012 - All Washed Up

August 28, 2012 - Don't loose your imagination

August 21, 2012 - I'll Take Acid One More Time

August 7, 2012 - Its all about the texture

July 10, 2012 - Taliban Headphones

July 3, 2012 - Pre Independence Day

June 26, 2012 - Penn State Studies

June 19, 2012 - Fearless Possum

June 5, 2012 - Blue Filtered Maltus

May 29, 2012 - Pink Wall

May 22, 2012 - I will never fall in smoove

May 19, 2012 - Live at TIP NYC
The Impossible Project

http://www.the-impossible-project.com
@ the FPP NYC PhotoWalk

http://filmphotographyproject.com

May 15, 2012 - Journey to the Impossible

May 8, 2012 - Electric Delorian Land

May 1, 2012 - Warm Lemonade and some Pliers

April 24, 2012 - The One Eyed Brazillion

April 17, 2012 - Hassle in the Cassle

April 10, 2012 - Bitch's Smoove

March 20, 2012 - ArtHouse Dress Rehearse

February 28, 2012 - Over the shoulder boulder holder

February 21, 2012 - Fat Smoovesday

February 7, 2012 - Bitch Chips

January 31, 2012 - Baroque Out with your Coque Out

January 24, 2012 - Partial Chest Fest

January 17, 2012 - Easy Listening for Kuntz

January 10, 2012 - Hippy Fusion

January 3, 2012 - Valasick Smoove 2012

2011

December 27, 2011 - The Last of 2011

December 20, 2011 - Save the Skin

December 13, 2011 - Dane Gai Fever

December 6, 2011 - Happy2Bhear

November 15, 2011 - Smoovin Inn

October 11, 2011 - I Didn't Notice that Second Cock

October 4, 2011 - Toad Lickin Broad

September 27, 2011 - Bobbin for Baombers

September 20, 2011 - Sam & Jergens

September 13, 2011 - Ozkent Bondage

September 6, 2011 - Wet in the Greg Lake

August 30, 2011 - Back End of the Dirty Side

August 23, 2011 - Peg Leg Piano

August 16, 2011 - Sonata Tooma

August 2, 2011 - Flippity Flop

July 26, 2011 - This is why we can't have nice songs

July 12, 2011 - O' Bleak Strategy (Roll Da Dice)

In Full

Parts Only

June 28, 2011 - Garage MaHall

June 21, 2011 - Loads of Booty

June 14, 2011 - Intersecting Veins

June 7, 2011 - Dimitrios Skelesteelosis

May 31, 2011 - Captain Smoove at the Rudder

May 17, 2011 - Transam Dental

May 3, 2011 - Sausage and a Six Pack

April 19, 2011 - Fertile Smoove

April 12, 2011 - Euro Trashed

April 5, 2011- Toms a Fiend of Mine

March 27, 2011- DeadSmoovZap

March 22, 2011- The Meth Lab

March 15, 2011- Up to the Elbow

March 8, 2011- 2011 - An Odd Jazzedy

March 1, 2011- Irish Luggage

February 22, 2011- Bad Love

February 8, 2011- The Widow

February 1, 2011- The Elements

January 25, 2011- Into the Corner of the Noel

January 18, 2011- Bull Blz Tarragon

January 11, 2011- Iodized Apart Hyde

December 21st, 2010 - Mel Bay Breeze

December 14th, 2010 - Yacht Liner

November 30th, 2010 - Twangfest

November 16th, 2010 - Aart Space

November 9th, 2010 - Art to Art

September 7th, 2010 - Spongy Jumping

August 31st, 2010 - The Bowels of Balled Mountaint

August 3rd, 2010 - Ranger in the Hall

July 6th, 2010 - QMute (fretless night)

June 8th, 2010 - Herbs Blue Bonnet Blz

June 2nd, 2010 - Recreational Turkey

May 25th, 2010 - Big Bottom Smoove

May 18th, 2010 - Interludes

May 11th, 2010 - Another Acoustic Voyage to the Nether

April 27th, 2010 - Techno

April 13th, 2010 - Pull the Gorilla

April 6th, 2010 - Prince's Drum Machine?

March 23rd, 2010 - Micro Diatomis

January 26th, 2010 - The Workout

January 12th, 2010 - SmoovyDiDu

December 29th, 2009 - A Harp Aquatic

December 15th, 2009 - Sick N Da Head...Phones

December 8th, 2009 - Oscar's Neck

December 1st, 2009 - Sack O' CueBlz

November 25th, 2009 - MO Gamma Ramma

November 17th, 2009 - Johny Staccato was a Sailor

November 10th, 2009 - Smoovustrial

November 3th, 2009 - Trio of Cheeses

October 20th, 2009 - 21st Century Maha Smoovezoid Man

October 12th, 2009 - Frank 'n Smoove

September 8th, 2009 - Red Skelt and Skins

September 1st, 2009 - Crab Bob Sun Shock

August 25th, 2009 - Smoove Wit Chunks

August 11th, 2009 - Deficated Angular Larynx (in 2 sections)

July 28th, 2009 - Naval Bass Visit

July 21th, 2009 - MoRe PrOn

July 14th, 2009 - Pricks Phicks

June 30th, 2009 - Catch EP1

June 9th, 2009 - Double Stuffed Drums

May 26th, 2009 - The Art Ensemble of Jersey City Sessions

May 12th, 2009 - The John's Mom Project (JMP)

April 28th, 2009 - FU Incorrect

April 21th, 2009 - Three Massive Tracks

April 7th, 2009 - Respectful Smoove

March 31th, 2009 - Remix at da Barti

March 24th, 2009 - Hunchback Wails

March 17th, 2009 - Never Mind, It's Gone

March 10th, 2009 - Smoovie Knight (Soundtracks For Silent Classics)

March 3rd, 2009 - Nachocheetostan (Drumming and Fish Sticks)

February 24th, 2009 - Terrible Nightmares at Sea (Traditional Songs of the Sea)

February 17th, 2009 - Bolero

February 10th, 2009 - Tempest Fückett

January 26th, 2009 - Smoovin Mini

January 20th, 2009 - The Mizzen Mast Sessions (A Sailor's Scrap Book)

January 13th, 2009 - Floatin Your Boat? (Hit Da Fan)

January 6th, 2009 - Who's My Bubaran (Gamelan Gongs and @#$%&)

December 30th, 2008 - UnCorked
(The Smoove Sailors Before Tesla)

December 16th, 2008 - Fleet of the Mermaid (Over the Edge of the Sea)

December 9th, 2008 - Sailing East (The Tea and Spice Trade)

December 4th, 2008 - The Sunken Ship (Man over Board)

July 28th, 2008 -Sailin West

May 26th, 2008 - Ultra Smoove

May 19, 2008 - The Smoovie Q sessions

May 12, 2008 - Mom Made Me Join the Navy

May 5, 2008 - The Krafty Werker

April 28, 2008 - The Sister Ship

April 21, 2008 - Maiden Voyage


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